Desi Galaxy

Upen Patel is one of my personal favorite Indian Bollywood hunks. But, unfortunately Upen is all muscles and no brains at all. Who cares if he can not act well? At least I don’t.  As long as he is shirtless wearing swim trunks I am all OK to watch the entire movie). It seems that our sexy desi male model is having tough time getting new projects. He is capable of staying alive in the gossip columns but even then no major project or role for him. He recently had differences with the director of his upcoming movie One Two Three. It is rumored that the director Ashwin Dheer was so fed up of Upen that he completely edited out an entire item song of Upen from the movie. Now this is a really terrible news for all of us Upen Patel fans, we might have watched the movie in hope of seeing Upen Patel’s naked body. Ashwin wasn’t satisfied enough with this he took one more step and humiliated Upen publicly on the occasion of the music launch of the movie. Ashwin Dheer invited entire cast on the stage and completely ignored Upen who was standing among the crowd. Upen expressed his anger by telling that he was shell shocked and humiliated. Upen blames Ashwin’s attitude as the prejudice towards non-filmi self made new actors.


Upen also caused trouble on the sets of his another movie, Money Hai Tu Honey Hai. It is reported that Upen teared his shirt in frustration and anger over the designers assigned to dress him up for the movie. Upen said that the designer duo often picked up jeans and tshirts from cheap stalls for Upen to wear and most of the time they would simple suggest him to go shirtless (Upen baby you should have considered their advice there is not much you have to offer than your bare chest scenes). The producer then hired a new designer exclusively for Upen Patel.

It is also rumored that he has ditched girlfriend Shamita Singha and now seeing Gauhar Khan. (Who the hell is Gauhar Khan?) A simple Google search revealed that she is a famous model. Apparently Upen met her during a fashion show and then there were sparks of attraction on both ends. We wish Upen best of luck but we also think that he should concentrate more on his Hindi lessons and acting skills.

DNA’s Farhana Farooq interviews Upen Patel. She asks him about his relationships with so many girls and why he broke up with his last girlfriend. Film journalists ask really spicy and fun questions to aspiring new actors and models who are more famous for their bodies than for their acting. Upen Patel can not speak Hindi, and speaking Hindi is not a requirement to work in Hindi movies. Farhana also asked Upen if he ever been to a casting couch. Even though Upen replied negative, but I mean what a waste, what the world is coming to? A man who is definitely going to rock any couch and no body has offered him a casting couch? May be people can get rude and forget their own desires when it comes to business. But if I had a chance and Upen Patel I might have enslaved him in a little cage near my bed.

Below are some hot steamy shirtless underwear ads pictures of Upen Patel for your viewing pleasure. Please Click on his body to enlarge.

Is this a fake tattoo on his back?

Is he wearing contacts to match the background? The color of his eyes and the background has made this picture amazing and not to mention his washboard abs.

This one is the hottest and my most favorite.