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Kangana Ranaut is the new hot spicy thing after Mallika Sherawat. Though we loved Mallika for giving us chances to fill our blog posts with gossip, pictures and controversies. But it seems like Mallika has sobred and she is now “really” focused on her career as an actress. But bollywood had always been full of girls who always provided us hot new content. I feel that Kangana is the new Mallika Sherawat.

She appeared nude on the cover of the Stardust’s 2007 annual issue. Claiming that she wasn’t nude at all:

I was wearing a body suit all the time and whats the big deal about that photo? Are any of my vital organs seen? I haven’t posed nude at all.

Apart from her sleazy, hot and sexy pictures she is also popular for her bold kissing scenes with Emran Hashmi and Upen Patel. See this video of Emran Hashmi and Kangana Ranaut kissing.

Recently Kangana’s driver filed a complain against her in a local police station for physical assualt. According to the complain the driver reported that Kangana Ranaut slapped him infront of her sister and make up man who also attempted to hit the driver. The poor driver’s only fault was that he bumped into another vehicle accidentally while driving Kangana to film studios.

Kangana Ranaut Pictures:

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Upen Patel is one of my personal favorite Indian Bollywood hunks. But, unfortunately Upen is all muscles and no brains at all. Who cares if he can not act well? At least I don’t.  As long as he is shirtless wearing swim trunks I am all OK to watch the entire movie). It seems that our sexy desi male model is having tough time getting new projects. He is capable of staying alive in the gossip columns but even then no major project or role for him. He recently had differences with the director of his upcoming movie One Two Three. It is rumored that the director Ashwin Dheer was so fed up of Upen that he completely edited out an entire item song of Upen from the movie. Now this is a really terrible news for all of us Upen Patel fans, we might have watched the movie in hope of seeing Upen Patel’s naked body. Ashwin wasn’t satisfied enough with this he took one more step and humiliated Upen publicly on the occasion of the music launch of the movie. Ashwin Dheer invited entire cast on the stage and completely ignored Upen who was standing among the crowd. Upen expressed his anger by telling that he was shell shocked and humiliated. Upen blames Ashwin’s attitude as the prejudice towards non-filmi self made new actors.


Upen also caused trouble on the sets of his another movie, Money Hai Tu Honey Hai. It is reported that Upen teared his shirt in frustration and anger over the designers assigned to dress him up for the movie. Upen said that the designer duo often picked up jeans and tshirts from cheap stalls for Upen to wear and most of the time they would simple suggest him to go shirtless (Upen baby you should have considered their advice there is not much you have to offer than your bare chest scenes). The producer then hired a new designer exclusively for Upen Patel.

It is also rumored that he has ditched girlfriend Shamita Singha and now seeing Gauhar Khan. (Who the hell is Gauhar Khan?) A simple Google search revealed that she is a famous model. Apparently Upen met her during a fashion show and then there were sparks of attraction on both ends. We wish Upen best of luck but we also think that he should concentrate more on his Hindi lessons and acting skills.

DNA’s Farhana Farooq interviews Upen Patel. She asks him about his relationships with so many girls and why he broke up with his last girlfriend. Film journalists ask really spicy and fun questions to aspiring new actors and models who are more famous for their bodies than for their acting. Upen Patel can not speak Hindi, and speaking Hindi is not a requirement to work in Hindi movies. Farhana also asked Upen if he ever been to a casting couch. Even though Upen replied negative, but I mean what a waste, what the world is coming to? A man who is definitely going to rock any couch and no body has offered him a casting couch? May be people can get rude and forget their own desires when it comes to business. But if I had a chance and Upen Patel I might have enslaved him in a little cage near my bed.

Below are some hot steamy shirtless underwear ads pictures of Upen Patel for your viewing pleasure. Please Click on his body to enlarge.

Is this a fake tattoo on his back?

Is he wearing contacts to match the background? The color of his eyes and the background has made this picture amazing and not to mention his washboard abs.

This one is the hottest and my most favorite.

I saw this movie last night. Simply it is the worst of all movies I have seen this year. It is a story of Indian and Pakistani families living in Western countries and witnessing that the cultural differences are taking their children away from their roots. Katrina Kaif is British Born Confused Desi girl who thinks that she is more Briton than the British. Her parents, particularly her father wants her to realize that she belongs to a different culture with a slightly different set of ethics. She travels to India with her parents where they try to find her an eligible Indian guy. They visit Hyderabad, Bangalore, Agra to see the Taj Mahal and then they visit Punjab. There they force her to marry Akshay Kumar, who is a village farmer. Finding no way out she marries Akshay Kumar and brings him back to London. Once in London she refuses to accept the marriage. Now Akshay Kumar will have to win her heart before she marries the white guy in her life.

Katrina Kaif looked exceptionally beautiful throughout the movie. So did London, the director spent a great deal of time showing the monumental structures, popular tourist destinations and night life of London. The movie would have worked on me if the director had spend some time on making Akshay’s character a little stronger, improving the dialog delivery of Katrina and Upen and decreased the scenes where white men occupied the party.

Music was below average. The only person who acted well through out the movie was Rishi Kapoor and Javed Sheikh. Javed Sheikh is a Pakistani actor and he plays the role of Pervez, father of Imran Khan (Upen Patel). Upen Patel has absolutely no acting skills at all and I cared less about his acting as I have said earlier that if he is going to roam around shirtless and half naked then I am going to forgive him for his bad acting skills. But unfortunately Upen’s shirtless scenes and his delicious brown body didn’t work that well. The movie was centered around Katrina Kaif and she did her best to look beautiful. I wish she had worked a little more on improving her dialog delivery and acting skills. The movie was branded as a romantic comedy and I failed to find both elements. The romance didn’t occupy the movie and comedy, well someone should tell Akshay that his hera-pheri kind of acting is not going to work for all movies.

He is one of the sexiest Indian male actors. He has a nice body, charming face and he is not afraid of going shirtless anytime. Thats what I love most about him. I mean it is ok, I understand that the censor policies and Indian culture doesn’t allow Bollywood to present Upen Patel naked. I am content with his shirtless pictures. I heard that he has worked for some underwear ad. I wish I could get the pictures of that ad. I am totally, lustfully, crazy about this sexy hunk. Click to enlarge images:

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No matter what media talks about Katrina Kaif and Salman Khan’s relationship, both of them never publicly admitted that there is something more than just casual friendship between them. The media has followed Katrina and created news items like Katrina spends time with Salman’s family, or that Salman has helped her improve Hindi.

Salman doesn’t need anymore romantic publicity with all the controversies he has seen in last couple of years. He needs powerful roles more than any other thing. He has some big projects like Prabhu Deva’s Tamil movie Pokiri’s Hindi remake and a movie directed by Kunal Kohli and produced by Yashraj films. On the other hand, Katrina still needs a firm ground to establish herself as a major actoress. She needs lots of publicity, and thats why she gives the hints and clues to the media about her having some kind of an affair with Salman Khan. Like in this interview, when asked about her relationship with Salman Khan and that Ash and Abhishek are getting married, and there are talks about Salman planning to settle down. So, are there any plans? She replied:

(Laughs) You should ask Salman this. I have no clue, and, oh yes, tell me what he says.

Katrina is doing a movie, titled ‘Partner’ with Salman Khan. Directed by David Dhawan, Katrina is not paired with Salman Khan in the movie, instead she is paired with Govinda.

The most significant film she has is ‘Namaste London’ with Akshay Kumar. But movie recently got into trouble for a scene where Katrina is shown wearing a mini Skirt in a Dargah. The director has decided to shoot the scene again with Katrina all properly dressed up for a Dargah visit. Not only Katrina, Upen Patel also has high hopes with the movie. He plays a small role in the movie.

The projects Katrina has in her pocket reveal that she will be remain in news with speculations about Salman really marrying him. The Salman’s side of story, surprisingly Salman Khan who has a history of getting emotional about her girlfriends, a person about whom media has created an obsessive, dominant male kind of image. A guy who has beaten up girlfriends and media persons chasing his girlfriends, is not even vocal about his relationship with Katrina Kaif.

Upen Patel can not speak Hindi fluently and it was rumored that some dubbing artist dubbed his lines in the movie “36 China Town”. Upan denied the rumor and told that his role as a Bangkok based Casanova in ‘36 China Town’ was all set to go with an accent that is why director Abbas Mastan insisted that Upen record his own lines. On the other hand Abbas Mastan told media that it is correct that Upen recorded his own lines but during the final editing we realized that his British accent sounded awful so we replaced his voice.

Anyways, Who cares about the accent of Upen Patel? Or who cares if he can not act well? Atleast I don’t, as far as he is shirtless I can watch him no matter how he speaks. He has a beautiful smile and a body to die for. May be he is not as hot as John Abraham or Arjun Rampal but he is on my list of guys I want to see naked and thats a big accomplishment. May be he doesn’t know how to act but he surely knows how to live in the news. Like recently he was caught naked with his ex-girlfriend Shamita Singh in the swimming pool of a five star hotel in Mumbai. A local Magazine published the sleazy pictures of couple. When Upen was asked to comment about this he simply shrugged and said “I was just kissing her. Whats the big deal?”

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