Desi Galaxy

Upen Patel is one of my personal favorite Indian Bollywood hunks. But, unfortunately Upen is all muscles and no brains at all. Who cares if he can not act well? At least I don’t.  As long as he is shirtless wearing swim trunks I am all OK to watch the entire movie). It seems that our sexy desi male model is having tough time getting new projects. He is capable of staying alive in the gossip columns but even then no major project or role for him. He recently had differences with the director of his upcoming movie One Two Three. It is rumored that the director Ashwin Dheer was so fed up of Upen that he completely edited out an entire item song of Upen from the movie. Now this is a really terrible news for all of us Upen Patel fans, we might have watched the movie in hope of seeing Upen Patel’s naked body. Ashwin wasn’t satisfied enough with this he took one more step and humiliated Upen publicly on the occasion of the music launch of the movie. Ashwin Dheer invited entire cast on the stage and completely ignored Upen who was standing among the crowd. Upen expressed his anger by telling that he was shell shocked and humiliated. Upen blames Ashwin’s attitude as the prejudice towards non-filmi self made new actors.


Upen also caused trouble on the sets of his another movie, Money Hai Tu Honey Hai. It is reported that Upen teared his shirt in frustration and anger over the designers assigned to dress him up for the movie. Upen said that the designer duo often picked up jeans and tshirts from cheap stalls for Upen to wear and most of the time they would simple suggest him to go shirtless (Upen baby you should have considered their advice there is not much you have to offer than your bare chest scenes). The producer then hired a new designer exclusively for Upen Patel.

It is also rumored that he has ditched girlfriend Shamita Singha and now seeing Gauhar Khan. (Who the hell is Gauhar Khan?) A simple Google search revealed that she is a famous model. Apparently Upen met her during a fashion show and then there were sparks of attraction on both ends. We wish Upen best of luck but we also think that he should concentrate more on his Hindi lessons and acting skills.

Bollywood is really progressing now. No one can rule over the box office with only good looks. One needs extra ordinary acting and dancing skills with lots of charisma to keep with the competitors.

I was disappointed to see two young actors debuting with Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s mega budget movie, Saawariya. Their only claim to fame was that their fathers were super stars of Indian cinema. I thought that being a multi million dollar industry, investors in Bollywood should learn to invest their money on really talented people. I was wrong, how could I say that these two youngsters were not talented with out seeing the movie. When I saw the movie, I realized that the two new comers Ranbir Kapoor and Sonam Kapoor are brilliant actors.

To be very honest Ranbir Kapoor is an ordinary looking guy with extra ordinary charms on his hand. He acted so well that I finished the movie despite the crappy script, annoying dialogues and heavy-on-eye sets. I loved the song Jab say teray Naina. It is the song where Ranbir is wrapped in a Towel and showing his beautiful, youthful and admirable body. We have seen enough of Salman’s shirtless body. Shahrukh’s abs in Om Shanti Om were sensational too. But these guys are old and they do not excite us the way Ranbir did.

Sonam Kapoor is definitely not as pretty as Om Shanti Om’s Deepika. But she is definitely a much more talented actoress. Bhansali failed to dress her up properly, he also failed to offer her some classy dance number, but he managed to show the innocence and beauty of the character. It was hard to believe that this Sonam’s first movie. She delivered her lines confidently and succeeded to fill colors in her role.

I am not saying that Saawariya is a great movie. It is neither great nor good. In fact it is Bhansali’s failed attempt to mixing up art and commercial cinema. But you can not deny the fact that Bhansali made it look beautiful. Ranbir and Sonam were the best choice. Rani Mukherjee gave a mindblowing performance as Gulab ji. But there were also many weak points. For example Salman’s mysterious character wasn’t presented properly. Dialogues were not well written, there were several holes in the script. The sets were great to portray the fictious city but the blue and green scenery became too heavy on eyes after the first hour of the movie. The role of Ranbir Raj’s grandmother Zohra Sehgal resembled a lot like Anari’s Mrs. D’sza played by Lalita Pawar.

Bhansali should realize that not all great stories meant to be filmed and converted to Hindi Cinema. There must be some really great writers with really great and untold stories available in the market. It would be great if for once Bhansali gives us a story that is not told before. He should stop mimmicking the great canvases of legendary stories with his artistic touch. Instead, it would be truly great if he shows us his work with his own canvas and his own true colors.

We loved Shahrukh Khan unconditionally. But in his upcoming movie Om Shanti Om , we would be able to watch a totally different Shahrukh Khan. This new one has muscles and a a perfect body with six pack abs, thin waist and a broad chest. It is not that we didn’t like the old Shahrukh Khan. He looked extremely hot in his old shirtless pictures too. But this is the first time that Shahrukh Khan is appearing as a sexy item in a movie song. He gets out of the clothes for the first time to show his body. And for that reason the body has to be something that would make his fans go compeletly crazy. Director Farah Khan told in an interview:

I always wanted that before I retire from choreography I should at least do one song that I can have Shah Rukh as an item boy. And we had discussed during Main Hoon Na but then he had a back operation and could not work out. But he promised me if I will ever remove my shirt, it will be for you.

Shahrukh’s love interest in the movie, Deepika told in an interview:

When all of us were shooting, we would have lunch and dinner together. We would have biryani, chocolate and ice cream, he would be eating his diet food. So, he has really worked hard

Shahrukh Khan worked hard to achieve this goal. He took a three months break from shootings to concentrate on his work out routine. It is really going to pay off. The song Dard-e-Disco is already topping the charts. The video is hot and the sexy image of Shahrukh Khan is totally changed now. The 42 year old superstar is still much more popular than guys who are much more younger than him. He has the sex appeal that most Indian actors can only dream of.

If you didn’t notice he has his pants unbuttoned and you can almost feel the bulge in his pants.

Bollywood’s leading male singer, Sonu Nigaam has accused Subhash K. Jha of sexual harrassment. Subhash is a senior film journalist and Sonu accused him of sending him lewd SMS messages and asking for sexual favors. We have had sexual harrassment, casting couch and other such scandals in Bollywood before. But this is probably the first time when a male star has accused another male personality for sexual harassment. Even though people including myself always thought Sonu Nigam looks so gay (look at the picture below). But now that he has denied the rumors I take his words. He is straight and so cute.

Sonu says that Subhash K Jha is openly gay and almost every body in the film industry knows that. Sonu also told that once Subhash got drunk and tried to misbehave with him and expressed his love (or may be lust) for the cute singer. When Sonu refused to entertain Subhash’s dirty desires, he started to write negative about him in his film columns. In an open letter to the Times of India Sonu wrote:

It’s not a secret in the industry that he is a homosexual. God bless him for homosexuals are normal people with just different sexual preferences, just like men lusting for women is not a taboo. But a man punishing a woman for not complying with his sexual advancement is an issue right? So why isn’t a man imposing upon another man an issue? Isn’t this a free world?

If someone can do this to me, I wonder what the new strugglers, models and actors have to go through in this industry? My heart goes out to them. Please let them know we are not living in a jungle where someone’s silence is taken as a sign of weakness by a beast! Let them know that homosexuals have their right to be themselves in this society, but so do heterosexuals!

This is no more a secret that there are gay celebrities. Gay Indian actors who live an openly gay life style but media still considers it a taboo to bring out this gay Bollywood actors, models, producers, directors, etc to light. There are men in Bollywood who ask for sexual favors not only to female new comers but men are also a target of their lustful desires. I think it is important that such people should be brought to justice so that talented people can make their way into the entertainment industry without fearing any sexual harassment.

I remember watching Main Hon Na and there was this sweet girl Mini who was addicted to applying lipstick on her lips. Her role was short but as a performer she did a great job.

Unfortunately she went un noticed and didn’t get much work afterwards. So the poor girl decided to do things that could bring her some fame, and work. She appeared in the item songs. Modern mujra videos, wearing revealing outfits and exposing her body parts. She got involved with music videos, these garam masala videos has made her the sex bomb about to explode. She then appeared in the Big Boss reality show. She filed a police complain against pop singer Mika for sexual harrassment. Kolhapur police registered a case against her on obscenity charges after a stage performance in the town. She is brave, out spoken and has a wild sense of humor.

Her father is a police officer who went mad on her for exposing her cleavage. But her Mother Usha and Brother Rakesh are cool with her career choice. In fact she even worked in a movie directed by her brother “Hot Money” in 2006. She appeared wearing even shorter skirts and showed her body like she never did before. She said “I was wearing these costumes for every one’s item songs why not for my brother?”. Some bindas Babe she is.

She also donates and openly supports organizations such as Hriday Mitra Foundation, and PETA. She performed for PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) by appearing in a cage wearing the make up of a tigress. Below are some pictures of Rakhi Sawant:

DNA’s Farhana Farooq interviews Upen Patel. She asks him about his relationships with so many girls and why he broke up with his last girlfriend. Film journalists ask really spicy and fun questions to aspiring new actors and models who are more famous for their bodies than for their acting. Upen Patel can not speak Hindi, and speaking Hindi is not a requirement to work in Hindi movies. Farhana also asked Upen if he ever been to a casting couch. Even though Upen replied negative, but I mean what a waste, what the world is coming to? A man who is definitely going to rock any couch and no body has offered him a casting couch? May be people can get rude and forget their own desires when it comes to business. But if I had a chance and Upen Patel I might have enslaved him in a little cage near my bed.

Below are some hot steamy shirtless underwear ads pictures of Upen Patel for your viewing pleasure. Please Click on his body to enlarge.

Is this a fake tattoo on his back?

Is he wearing contacts to match the background? The color of his eyes and the background has made this picture amazing and not to mention his washboard abs.

This one is the hottest and my most favorite.

I saw this movie last night. Simply it is the worst of all movies I have seen this year. It is a story of Indian and Pakistani families living in Western countries and witnessing that the cultural differences are taking their children away from their roots. Katrina Kaif is British Born Confused Desi girl who thinks that she is more Briton than the British. Her parents, particularly her father wants her to realize that she belongs to a different culture with a slightly different set of ethics. She travels to India with her parents where they try to find her an eligible Indian guy. They visit Hyderabad, Bangalore, Agra to see the Taj Mahal and then they visit Punjab. There they force her to marry Akshay Kumar, who is a village farmer. Finding no way out she marries Akshay Kumar and brings him back to London. Once in London she refuses to accept the marriage. Now Akshay Kumar will have to win her heart before she marries the white guy in her life.

Katrina Kaif looked exceptionally beautiful throughout the movie. So did London, the director spent a great deal of time showing the monumental structures, popular tourist destinations and night life of London. The movie would have worked on me if the director had spend some time on making Akshay’s character a little stronger, improving the dialog delivery of Katrina and Upen and decreased the scenes where white men occupied the party.

Music was below average. The only person who acted well through out the movie was Rishi Kapoor and Javed Sheikh. Javed Sheikh is a Pakistani actor and he plays the role of Pervez, father of Imran Khan (Upen Patel). Upen Patel has absolutely no acting skills at all and I cared less about his acting as I have said earlier that if he is going to roam around shirtless and half naked then I am going to forgive him for his bad acting skills. But unfortunately Upen’s shirtless scenes and his delicious brown body didn’t work that well. The movie was centered around Katrina Kaif and she did her best to look beautiful. I wish she had worked a little more on improving her dialog delivery and acting skills. The movie was branded as a romantic comedy and I failed to find both elements. The romance didn’t occupy the movie and comedy, well someone should tell Akshay that his hera-pheri kind of acting is not going to work for all movies.

He is one of the sexiest Indian male actors. He has a nice body, charming face and he is not afraid of going shirtless anytime. Thats what I love most about him. I mean it is ok, I understand that the censor policies and Indian culture doesn’t allow Bollywood to present Upen Patel naked. I am content with his shirtless pictures. I heard that he has worked for some underwear ad. I wish I could get the pictures of that ad. I am totally, lustfully, crazy about this sexy hunk. Click to enlarge images:

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