Desi Galaxy

Bollywood actresses like Sushmita, Aishwarya and Priyanka rule the skies and hearts of millions of people but when a lay man thinks that bollywood actresses are naturally perfect then I suppose he/she is in for a big shock. Eight years ago poor Sushmita Sen had teary eyes in a conference where she denied her Aesthetic Surgery (breast enhancement). Yes, these girls go through a lot before looking absolutely gorgeous. Well, our beloved Sushmita Sen goes clean but what about other actresses. Surprisingly people today actually enjoy talking about breast enhancements, silicone bags, silicone pouches, liposuction, cosmetic surgery and etc. and trust me if you think I am wrong then you would not have been here reading this.

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The trend of pushup bras in the Western culture in the 80’s created the hunger. Pushup bras were felt comfortable to wear and to talk about in the bollywood industry in 1964, and then the competition rose in our politically organized film industry.

Aesthetic surgery also known as the B job in our slang language has been more actively practiced by our Dr. Ashok Gupta, a famous aesthetic surgeon. He does approximately 15 to 20 surgeries in a month that’s only one surgeon we are telling you about. Of course, B-job has been famous all over the world but let’s talk about our industry. The “Who has the fake boobs in bollywood list” OR “I have gotten a B-job done list” consists of actresses like Shilpa Shetty, Priyanka Chopra, Ayesha Takia (I personally give her 5/5), Sushama Reddy, Bipasha Basu, Rakhi Aditi Govitrikar and Koena Mitra (she has apparently had two). The last one actually gave me the laughs, I mean two times sheesh. What is the point?

Well the point is that the glamorous yummy looking figures are fake! And its heavily affecting the young generation. Dr. Narendra Pandya says half of the time 18 year olds are under his knife. What these teenagers do not know is that these likely cost effective surgeries can create fungus and leak inside those wobbly results of yours and the expensive ones, well they can cost an 18 year old a life time or perhaps their parents would pay for their costs. This is one thing which I hate about our actresses getting the B-job done and then openly talking about it and not only that but feeling good when these young girls follow their footsteps. Surprisingly mothers, grand-mothers, sisters, daughters, friends etc. enjoy talking about it. There is an interesting thought that once food, shelter and clothing are dealt with then one starts worrying about stuff like boobs, noses and fat all over the body to sum it up. This country is going in the hands of aesthetic surgeons more because of the B****es in the bollywood industry who like to show off their round huge chewable gummy boobs and talk about them more in open.

Raakhi Sawant is going to host a show on television and her first guest would be none other than Aamir Khan. I am quite surprised, Aamir Khan is famous for staying away from interviews and media. Talking to Rediff Aamir told that Rakhi Sawant wrote him a letter requesting him to appear on her show’s first episode. “It touched my heart” said Aamir, “I have seen her many times on television and I like her spirit”.

Now this is an amazing and surprisingly new step forward for Rakhi Sawant. She is always under estimated just because she is straight forward, bindas and illiterate. But there should be no doubt left in any mind that she is really talented. She has proved herself in various reality shows where judges and masses lauded her performances. Rakhi Sawant is probably the only item girl ever invited to Koffee with Karan, her talent was recognized by Director/Producer Rakesh Roshan who casted her for an item song in his movie Krazy 4. Now she is going to host her own reality show on Zoom TV.

While talking to Karan on Koffee with Karan Rakhi admitted that she thinks Mallika Sherawat is sexier than her. Rakhi’s outfits for her new show are designed by Ashley Rebello who has designed Mallika Sherawat’s outfits. According to Rebello, Rakhi asked him to design her outfits like those of Mallika Sherawat. The show is going to be aired on July 14. It is said that Rakhi’s been trained by Zoom’s team to improve her English and to make her appear presentable but yet very sexy.

Here is a video clip of Aamir Khan and Rakhi Sawant.

If I were to write a review for this movie in just one word then it would be total krap. I know these are two words but I wanted to use ‘K’. I am so disappointed that I would very much like to end this review here. But I know you my dear readers want to listen more about this movie. It has a nice cast, had the publicity of having three item songs performed by Shahrukh Khan, Hrithik Roshan and Raakhi Sawant. And you have heard that it has a wicked plot and you were promised that it will be a fun movie that you can enjoy with your family. I watched this movie for all the same reasons and I am disappointed.

Story of Krazzy 4:
The plot of this movie revolves around four mental patients. Though they are having different mental problems but all four of them are treated by Dr. Sonali (Juhi Chawla). One day Dr. Sonali takes them out to run some errands. While they are at it, some bad guys kidnap Dr. Sonali. Now it is up to the krazzy 4 team to help Dr. Sonali, but since they are mentally ill no one believes them and they decide to rescue Dr. Sonali on their own.

Review:
This clever plot comes from 80’s Malyalam movie ‘Mukilla Rajyathu’. The plot is wicked and has plenty of room for comedy, emotion, twists, suspence and thrill. But unfortunately director Jaideep Sen fails miserably to give the proper treatment to the plot. With a cast of brilliant actors Irfan Khan, Arshan Warsi, Suresh Menon and Rajpal Yadav, the audience expected a brilliant movie. The actors did really well to fit in their role but the script and dialogues of the movie were so bad that there was literally no room to perform. The movie was full of old and poor jokes.

To spice up a badly treated movie the producers decided to add a few item songs to increase the box office appeal of the movie. Unfortunately the movie of Krazzy 4 is very disappointing, check out Megha Menon’s review of the Krazzy 4 music. It has the item songs filmed on Shahrukh Khan, Hrithik Roshan and Raakhi Sawant. The two item songs caused a controversy when music composer Ram Sampath alleged that the music of these two songs are copied from a Sony Ericsson advertisement, composed by him. The producer Rakesh Roshan reached an out-of-court settlement with the composer. These two songs were not even worth stealing.

Overall this movie was boring, disappointing and at some points very annoying too. Still I think that the actors performed quite well and people can atleast watch this movie for once and then they are free to hate this movie.

Cast and Credits:

Arshad Warsi Raja
Irrfan Khan Dr. Mukherjee
Juhi Chawla Dr Sonali
Rajpal Yadav Gangadhar
Suresh Menon Dabboo
Dia Mirza Shikha
Rajat Kapoor R K Sanyal
Zaakir Hussain Srivastav

Directed by Jaideep Sen
Produced by Rakesh Roshan and Sunaina Roshan
Written by Ashwani Dhir

Ohh poor Shahrukh. It seems like every one in Bollywood has suddenly started to feel that they are better than Shahrukh Khan. Long time ago Salman calimed to be better than him, recently Aamir made a comment about being a better actor than Shahrukh Khan and now reality TV’s drama queen and item girl Rakhi Sawant has claimed that her item number in Krazzy 4 is better than the item numbers of Shahrukh and Hrithik.

Rakhi Sawant said “I am very glad that my
dance will be compared with Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik’s. Shahrukh’s item song is totally Western while mine has all the Indian touches (latkas and jhatkas) which will surely be liked by our audience. I would say my dance is better than his since it is more colorful.” Poor Raakhi who is currently busy doing another reality tv show (Where at the end she is guaranteed to be dumped by the audience and judges) has struggled so hard but it seems like she will never go beyond the item numbers. However Rakhi claimed that Rakesh Roshan has promised the he will consider casting her for a suitable role in some upcoming project.

Hrithik Roshan has thanked every body who did Item songs for the his home production Krazzzy 4. In an interview he said:

I’m doing the song for my own home production. But Shah Rukh has gone out of his way to accommodate the project because he respects my dad. His gesture has touched all of us. It’s very kind of him. He doesn’t need to dance. It’s the best dance track I’ve ever performed. My uncle Rajesh Roshan has outdone himself. Vishal Dadlani, who has sung the number, has also been extremely gracious. He didn’t accept the cheque that my dad gave after the song. He did it for my dad and uncle. As a family, we Roshans are overwhelmed by the respect that has been shown by everyone associated with the item song.”

I remember watching Main Hon Na and there was this sweet girl Mini who was addicted to applying lipstick on her lips. Her role was short but as a performer she did a great job.

Unfortunately she went un noticed and didn’t get much work afterwards. So the poor girl decided to do things that could bring her some fame, and work. She appeared in the item songs. Modern mujra videos, wearing revealing outfits and exposing her body parts. She got involved with music videos, these garam masala videos has made her the sex bomb about to explode. She then appeared in the Big Boss reality show. She filed a police complain against pop singer Mika for sexual harrassment. Kolhapur police registered a case against her on obscenity charges after a stage performance in the town. She is brave, out spoken and has a wild sense of humor.

Her father is a police officer who went mad on her for exposing her cleavage. But her Mother Usha and Brother Rakesh are cool with her career choice. In fact she even worked in a movie directed by her brother “Hot Money” in 2006. She appeared wearing even shorter skirts and showed her body like she never did before. She said “I was wearing these costumes for every one’s item songs why not for my brother?”. Some bindas Babe she is.

She also donates and openly supports organizations such as Hriday Mitra Foundation, and PETA. She performed for PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) by appearing in a cage wearing the make up of a tigress. Below are some pictures of Rakhi Sawant: