Desi Galaxy

Katrina Kaif and Salman Khan did a show in Dubai together. Thats not what we are gonna talk about, the talking point is that Katrina performed very little during the show. Why? Because apparently just a couple of days before the show she fell sick and her doctors told her not to do anything stressful or hectic. She had low hemoglobin which made him too weak to perform.

It was a disaster for the organizers of the event when they found out that Katrina is unable to attend the show. These organizers sold out the show in the name of ‘A night with Katrina and Salman’, they didn’t know how they are gonna face the people who bought the tickets at the really high prices. To ease the pain of the organizers Katrina agreed to appear on stage and put together a minimal act where she neither danced nor talked much. Even this was a life saver for the organizers. If this was some foreign country they might have sued the actress for being careless and unprofessional. But these Desi bollywood lover fools paid 80 Lac Indian Rupees to Katrina Kaif for just appearing on the stage and say a few words.

Now I am not against people making money. But I am against people taking advantage of other people’s miseries. Katrina who is not known for her amazing acting or dancing skills, nor she has any critically acclaimed movie on her credit. All she does is to star in movies that revolve around other actors and she gives appearances into dances and a couple of scenes and thats it. Her recent movie Ajab Prem Ki Ghajab kahani’s box office report is a proof that she is unable to peform a lead role. But here she is getting all the money for just her looks, and honestly I don’t even think she is that pretty, is she?

Raakhi Sawant is going to host a show on television and her first guest would be none other than Aamir Khan. I am quite surprised, Aamir Khan is famous for staying away from interviews and media. Talking to Rediff Aamir told that Rakhi Sawant wrote him a letter requesting him to appear on her show’s first episode. “It touched my heart” said Aamir, “I have seen her many times on television and I like her spirit”.

Now this is an amazing and surprisingly new step forward for Rakhi Sawant. She is always under estimated just because she is straight forward, bindas and illiterate. But there should be no doubt left in any mind that she is really talented. She has proved herself in various reality shows where judges and masses lauded her performances. Rakhi Sawant is probably the only item girl ever invited to Koffee with Karan, her talent was recognized by Director/Producer Rakesh Roshan who casted her for an item song in his movie Krazy 4. Now she is going to host her own reality show on Zoom TV.

While talking to Karan on Koffee with Karan Rakhi admitted that she thinks Mallika Sherawat is sexier than her. Rakhi’s outfits for her new show are designed by Ashley Rebello who has designed Mallika Sherawat’s outfits. According to Rebello, Rakhi asked him to design her outfits like those of Mallika Sherawat. The show is going to be aired on July 14. It is said that Rakhi’s been trained by Zoom’s team to improve her English and to make her appear presentable but yet very sexy.

Here is a video clip of Aamir Khan and Rakhi Sawant.

Ohh poor Shahrukh. It seems like every one in Bollywood has suddenly started to feel that they are better than Shahrukh Khan. Long time ago Salman calimed to be better than him, recently Aamir made a comment about being a better actor than Shahrukh Khan and now reality TV’s drama queen and item girl Rakhi Sawant has claimed that her item number in Krazzy 4 is better than the item numbers of Shahrukh and Hrithik.

Rakhi Sawant said “I am very glad that my
dance will be compared with Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik’s. Shahrukh’s item song is totally Western while mine has all the Indian touches (latkas and jhatkas) which will surely be liked by our audience. I would say my dance is better than his since it is more colorful.” Poor Raakhi who is currently busy doing another reality tv show (Where at the end she is guaranteed to be dumped by the audience and judges) has struggled so hard but it seems like she will never go beyond the item numbers. However Rakhi claimed that Rakesh Roshan has promised the he will consider casting her for a suitable role in some upcoming project.

Hrithik Roshan has thanked every body who did Item songs for the his home production Krazzzy 4. In an interview he said:

I’m doing the song for my own home production. But Shah Rukh has gone out of his way to accommodate the project because he respects my dad. His gesture has touched all of us. It’s very kind of him. He doesn’t need to dance. It’s the best dance track I’ve ever performed. My uncle Rajesh Roshan has outdone himself. Vishal Dadlani, who has sung the number, has also been extremely gracious. He didn’t accept the cheque that my dad gave after the song. He did it for my dad and uncle. As a family, we Roshans are overwhelmed by the respect that has been shown by everyone associated with the item song.”

I like Kareena Kapoor. No kidding, I really like her. You know she is the kind of person who is always willing to give a little something to little bloggers like us. I think she looks like Paris Hilton but unlike Hollywood, Bollywood doesn’t have much room for the people who are famous for being famous. Here you give a lot more than the viral mms video clips, dumping boyfriends and giving major hit almost every year.

Well there hadn’t been any new Kareena video clips for quite sometime now. She hasn’t kissed her boyfriend at a public place for at least an year or so. She is out of the Yash Raj circle and she is dating the same guy for a very long time now.

The only press Kareena gets is either her appearance on Koffee with Karan or her so called ‘guest appearances’ in some movies. Usually these guest appearances are Item numbers. The Don’s ‘Ye Mera Dil’ was a great dance number and Kareena should have stopped item numbers there, instead she decided to appear in Kya love story hai’s dance number ‘It’s Rocking’. The disgraceful part is that the song itself is quite ordinary and kya love story hai is not Shahrukh Khan, Hrithik Roshan or even Abhishek Bachchan’s movie.

So what does Kareena get? hmm may be she would get mentioned here and there but thats it. She is not going to get any more buzz around her sexyness. She has had it all and she didn’t took any advantage of it. If I were to advise Kareena about getting press attention and new projects I would advise her to ditch that boyfriend of her’s. What’s his name? Shahid Kapur? I guess?? I mean the guy is totally flop at the box office and has no value. So to rejuvenate her career, Kareena should ditch him, find herself some new guy who knows the art of being famous, get herself involved in a few scandals and consult some cosmetic surgeon to give her some thing to display during item numbers.

I remember watching Main Hon Na and there was this sweet girl Mini who was addicted to applying lipstick on her lips. Her role was short but as a performer she did a great job.

Unfortunately she went un noticed and didn’t get much work afterwards. So the poor girl decided to do things that could bring her some fame, and work. She appeared in the item songs. Modern mujra videos, wearing revealing outfits and exposing her body parts. She got involved with music videos, these garam masala videos has made her the sex bomb about to explode. She then appeared in the Big Boss reality show. She filed a police complain against pop singer Mika for sexual harrassment. Kolhapur police registered a case against her on obscenity charges after a stage performance in the town. She is brave, out spoken and has a wild sense of humor.

Her father is a police officer who went mad on her for exposing her cleavage. But her Mother Usha and Brother Rakesh are cool with her career choice. In fact she even worked in a movie directed by her brother “Hot Money” in 2006. She appeared wearing even shorter skirts and showed her body like she never did before. She said “I was wearing these costumes for every one’s item songs why not for my brother?”. Some bindas Babe she is.

She also donates and openly supports organizations such as Hriday Mitra Foundation, and PETA. She performed for PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) by appearing in a cage wearing the make up of a tigress. Below are some pictures of Rakhi Sawant: