Desi Galaxy

Well I am thinking about an early retirement from the blogging world. I usually blog about desi celebrities and I don’t mind admitting that Desi Galaxy is not very different from other so called bollywood blogs. Now that I have looked at Bombay Bitch, I feel that I am not even the bitch any more.

Bombay Bitch is another Bollywood Entertainment Website. It is not a blog, but it feels a lot like a blog which is good as it allows readers to interact and further add up to the bitching and barking their hearts away. Whats so cool about Bombay Bitch is that it is highly entertaining and maintained by people with a professional attitude towards entertainment. Other than cursing, loathing and admiring the glamour world, the Bombay Bitch tries to keep you entertained with her sardonic sense of humour. In her own words:

The biggest film industry in the world needed a few Bitches to keep it honest. And we ain’ t nothing, if we ain’ t Bitchy. You can call us a gossip rag, or call us snoopy or sneaky or just plain Bitchy, all we have to say to that, is that ‘it takes one to know one’. So read on.. Bitch.

• President Sonia Gandhi and prime minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italian Prime minister Rahul Gandhi.

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• Dhoom 17 ready for release.
• I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
• Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya’s 3rd marriage.
• Abhi toh Mein jawan hoon - Dev Anand.
• Petrol Rs.999 / litre (Bata price).
• Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
• Coach Ganguly resigns, as India is knocked out of World Cup in 1st
  round after losing to Korea.
• Siddhu launches his own TV channal where he can speak and laugh for the whole day.
• After giving 49 flop movie in a row himesh reshamiya is coming in hollywood romantic movie sequel titanic 3.

We are using 103bees to track and understand visitors of this blog. 103bees has a feature called Questions. It shows us the questions people typed in search boxes to find out Desi Galaxy. Many of you, specially the smarter ones would think that typing questions in a search box sounds really weird when you can find the exact information by trying a few keywords. You are right, but surprisingly there are many people out there who type real questions to find the answers. Below are some questions people asked to find out Desi Galaxy:

Free MMS clip where to download?
Well this is the most common question, it is asked in different variations but the basic query is the same. How to download those popular MMS clips that every one is talking about. We have mentioned earlier that we do not have those explicit desi porn clips on our website.

Is kareena kapoor virginity safe?
Yes some one asked this question. Just imagine how difficult it is to answer this question. And why would any one put this information on the web until Kareena herself reveals this information.

Is Shahrukh khan gay?
We have also been asked about Saif Ali Khan and Karan Johar’s sexual orientation. Shahrukh is happily married to a wonderful woman and has kids. Saif Ali Khan married and divorced Amrita Singh and they have kids too. Why would any one want to expeculate that these guys might be gay? You people are so evil. What about Karan Johar? We will ask Karan when ever he agrees to have Koffee with Sabeen.

Who is Priety Zinta’s boyfriend?
Ness Wadia.

Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan Married?
Not yet but they will get married in April.

For more questions checkout our funny queries page.

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I found this entry on India FM. Obviously It is about Bollywood, but surprisingly it is written by Abhishek. Yes, India FM sensationalizes the first line ‘…Hi, I am Abhishek’. For a moment, I thought, O my God! Finally we have bollywood stars blogging their lives out on MSN Spaces. But then I noticed that this Abhishek is not Bachchan and apparently this guy can not spell words properly. We, the fans of Bachchans know that the Bachchans are a fine gang with a taste for finer things. How could a Bachchan be so… tasteless?

I clicked on the link provided at the bottom of the post, still hoping that may be I am wrong, may be there really is a bollywood star expressing his views. But I was wrong, this was Abhishek but not Bachchan.

May be I should consider creating myself a user account on this blog, using the nick Aishwarya for my posts. I know I am a lot more good looking than Aishwarya but only looks can never make me the heart throb of millions and Super Star of desi Bloggywood.

Recently I was talking to a friend about Laloo Prasad Yadav and how some comedians are earning their bread by copying his style and creating jokes. I looked around the web and found some hilarious Laloo Prasad Jokes. Some of these jokes could be labeled as “Political Humor”.

Joke one:

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas?”

The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.

Joke two:

At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “Johnnie Walker, Single.” And the man’s companion says, “Jack Daniels , Single.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “And you, sir?” Laloo replies: “Laloo Yadav, Married.”

Joke three:

Once Laloo prasad yadav took some photos with a herd of buffaloes , Next day the photo appeared on the front page of a Bihari newspaper. Guess the caption!! ‘Laloo,third from left!’

Joke four:

India and Pakistan conflict was successfully solved by our own Lalu ji:

During a meeting with the President of Pakistan, Lalo ji told him that since u want Kashmir to be annexed to your country, “chalo hum aap ko aur ek freebie dethein hain…bihar bhi laylo”

Mr.Musharaff immediately withdrew his demand for Kashmir.