Laloo Prasad Yadav Jokes
Recently I was talking to a friend about Laloo Prasad Yadav and how some comedians are earning their bread by copying his style and creating jokes. I looked around the web and found some hilarious Laloo Prasad Jokes. Some of these jokes could be labeled as “Political Humor”.
Joke one:
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas?”
The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.
Joke two:
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “Johnnie Walker, Single.” And the man’s companion says, “Jack Daniels , Single.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “And you, sir?” Laloo replies: “Laloo Yadav, Married.”
Joke three:
Once Laloo prasad yadav took some photos with a herd of buffaloes , Next day the photo appeared on the front page of a Bihari newspaper. Guess the caption!! ‘Laloo,third from left!’
Joke four:
India and Pakistan conflict was successfully solved by our own Lalu ji:
During a meeting with the President of Pakistan, Lalo ji told him that since u want Kashmir to be annexed to your country, “chalo hum aap ko aur ek freebie dethein hain…bihar bhi laylo”
Mr.Musharaff immediately withdrew his demand for Kashmir.
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November 21st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
i m also from bihar that i like laloo
June 24th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the tourist department and asked them Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas?
The man at the other end replies One second sir and Laloo immediately replies thank you and puts the phone down.
Joke two:
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloos left tells the bartender, Johnnie Walker, Single. And the mans companion says, Jack Daniels , Single. The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, And you, sir? Laloo replies: Laloo Yadav, Married.
Joke three:
Once Laloo prasad yadav took some photos with a herd of buffaloes , Next day the photo appeared on the front page of a Bihari newspaper. Guess the caption!! Laloo,third from left!
Joke four:
India and Pakistan conflict was successfully solved by our own Lalu ji:
During a meeting with the President of Pakistan, Lalo ji told him that since u want Kashmir to be annexed to your country, chalo hum aap ko aur ek freebie dethein hainbihar bhi laylo
Mr.Musharaff immediately withdrew his demand for Kashmir.
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August 11th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
India and Pakistan conflict was successfully solved by our own Lalu ji:During a meeting with the President of Pakistan, Lalo ji told him that since u want Kashmir to be annexed to your country, “chalo hum aap ko aur ek freebie dethein hain…bihar bhi laylo”Mr.Musharaff immediately
withdrew his demand for Kashmir.